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THE LOVE GURU

Paramount Pictures and Spyglass Entertainment Present
A Nomoneyfun Films/Michael De Luca Production
"The Love Guru"
Executive Producers Gary Barber Roger Birnbaum Donald J. Lee, Jr.
Produced by Michael De Luca Mike Myers
Written by Mike Myers and Graham Gordy
Directed by Marco Schnabel
CAST: Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Romany Malco, Meagan Good, Omid Djalili and Ben Kingsley

SYNOPSIS: In the comedy "The Love Guru," Pitka (Mike Myers in his first original character since Austin Powers) is an American who was left at the gates of an ashram in India as a child and raised by gurus. He moves back to the U.S. to seek fame and fortune in the world of self-help and spirituality. His unorthodox methods are put to the test when he must settle a rift between Toronto Maple Leafs star hockey player Darren Roanoke (Romany Malco) and his estranged wife. After the split, Roanoke's wife starts dating L.A. Kings star Jacques Grande (Justin Timberlake) out of revenge, sending her husband into a major professional skid - to the horror of the teams' owner Jane Bullard (Jessica Alba) and Coach Cherkov (Verne Troyer). Pitka must return the couple to marital nirvana and get Roanoke back on his game so the team can break the 40-year-old "Bullard Curse" and win the Stanley Cup.

RELEASE: June 20, 2008

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